February 2012
393 posts
“I’M FILMING A DOCUMENTARY CALLED…THE PRESENTER”
– ROBERT DOWNEY JR (via payface)
joshishollywood:
bergmanngabor:
pureblood-:
Harry Potter is like the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.
This comparison would only work if Harry Potter deserved to win anything
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
clockworkpauly:
i was very disappointed at the end of diabolical box when you find out that the elysian box did not in fact contain one embarrassing snapshot of beluga at the christmas party
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yo man do you smoke?
crippledbypizza:
naw i smoke fools like you on tha bball court
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friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
I think everyone should set this as their home... →
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PRODUCTIVITY
stale-brain-cake:
I AM GOING TO GET SOME HOMEWORK DONE TODAY
LET’S READ “ON THE ORIGIN OF SPECIES (by means of natural selection OR the preservation of favoured races in the struggle for life)” FOR READING AND WRITING II!!
YEAH THE ADVENTURE BEGINS
GREAT PAGES 80-157 I CAN DO THIS IT AIN’T NO THANG
YEP
wait
wait no
NOPE NO NOPE NOPE NOPE
STAY OVER THERE
YOU TRIED TO...
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scoutmasterlumpus:
as the sun slowly sets on my childhood
the darkness suffocates me into adolescence
