February 2012
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OMG..YESS!! ITS REAL!! →
kingcheddarxvii:
If Rick Santorum wins the election, I’m moving to Canada and becoming a ninja.
A ninja with free health care and bagged milk.
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BOXING SOCK: HELP ME FIND MY DOG!: HELP ME,... →
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boxingsock:
GUYS! PLEASE HELP ME! MY BELOVED GERMAN SHEPHERD PUPPY GOT LOST TODAY! / CHIQUILLOS, POR FAVOR AYÚDENME! MI QUERIDO CACHORRO PASTOR ALEMÁN SE PERDIÓ HOY DÍA!
Today at 1:00 PM my puppy, TOKI got lost. We left the house gate open and my other dog, Stella…
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kingcheddarxvii:
As long as cartoons exist there is hope for humanity
Like imagine you’re walking through a wasteland, looking for food
And you find a can of beans and you’re like “oh cool I can eat these beans”
And then you look on the back and there’s a little anthropomorphic bean saying “BEANS ARE GOOD FOR YOU”
And you cry a little bit because you know that the talking bean carries more...
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I’M FILMING A DOCUMENTARY CALLED…THE PRESENTER
– ROBERT DOWNEY JR (via payface)
joshishollywood:
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pureblood-:
Harry Potter is like the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.
This comparison would only work if Harry Potter deserved to win anything
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
clockworkpauly:
i was very disappointed at the end of diabolical box when you find out that the elysian box did not in fact contain one embarrassing snapshot of beluga at the christmas party
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yo man do you smoke?
crippledbypizza:
naw i smoke fools like you on tha bball court