I hope Rick Santorum makes a really heartfelt, honest post, and loses a few followers right after he makes it.
Before ya’ll get up on me about this, this is totes canon okay.
OKAY.
“And then get rid of all my clothes. And frolic with some buffaloes....
my film crit teacher is gunna show mission impossible in class
now I get to see simon pegg and jeremy renner being fucking cool and I don’t have to...
why does everyone want to fuck the onceler?
someone needs to spell this out for me word by word because I do not...
“Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we’re like Oprah and Gayle. Only we’re not denying anything.”
(via bossypants)
I want a best friend photo shoot.
oh my god please adopt me
i look up to these women so fucking much
can i have one of them??
“Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we’re like Oprah and Gale. Only we’re not denying anything.”