I hope Rick Santorum makes a really heartfelt, honest post, and loses a few followers right after he makes it.
Before ya’ll get up on me about this, this is totes canon okay.
OKAY.
“And then get rid of all my clothes. And frolic with some buffaloes....
my film crit teacher is gunna show mission impossible in class
now I get to see simon pegg and jeremy renner being fucking cool and I don’t have to...
why does everyone want to fuck the onceler?
someone needs to spell this out for me word by word because I do not...
phyllis i hope you die in a fire
fuck
can i just cry, animal crossing was my actual life, reality was the game
I cant stop laughing phyllis please
(via huggbutts)
I always hated her
I hate that purple bitch